To the tune of Adam's Song by blink 182

I never thought, that i would gripe.
60 dollars went down the pipe!
I bought an N....64-
game that was just a real bore.
I close my door, lock it tight,
i grab a game, and turn on the light
This game, is the greatest around
Its phat, its name is Earthbound.

Chorus: I never played a game as cool
If you dont like it, you must be a fool
This game is so so great
I beat giygas at level 98
The characters, they are bright
And there is Pokey, who i wanna fight
My boy Ness come from Onett
This game is cool, wanna make a bet?

I never thought, I'd play alone
Ness is homesick, i need a phone
There is Paula, who Ness must seek
There is Jeff who is such a geek
Ninja Poo, hes on the ball
Giygas is one of the coolest one of all
Im playing Earthbound in my room
Please tell mom i've just beat Shrooom.