To the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

Buzz Buzz (narrator): This is Onett, a
Small town in Eagleland
At Ness's house happens
Something too wild to understand
He opens his eyes
Looks up to the skies and sees...

Ness: Meteorites crashing, striking the Earth
I wake up, please now mom, let me go,
Time to see the world you know
All this psychic power seems to open new doors for me,
For me

Ness: Mama, I'm calling home
Hope that everything is well
Boy this town has gone to hell
Mama, things in Twoson were fun
But here in Threed there is no light of day!
Mama, ooo
Tell Tracy I'm okay
And if I don't call back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, and tell dad to send more money

Paula: Boogie tents, and zombie men

Jeff: Send shivers down my spine

Ness: Smells so putrid all the time

Kids: Goodbye, Saturn Valley, we've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the Belch Waterfall, ooo - (waiting so long)

Ness: Please just let us in

Jeff: I wish the password wasn't two minutes long!

Belch: I see the little sillhouetto of a band Of four kids, four young kids, come to ruin my factory Psychic brainshock, lightning - very very frightening me

Kids: Master Belcho, Master Belcho Master Belcho, Master Belcho Master Belcho has to go , oh he smells gross!

Ness: You think I'm just a small boy, no threat to nobody

Kids: He's not just some boy, and he'll show you no sympathy! Soon Master Belch, we will end all your tyranny!

Ness: Stuck in slime, ick, oh no! Will you let us go?

Belch: Burp burp burp!

Zombies: No - we will not let you go

Kids: Let us go!

Belch: Burp burp burp!

Zombies: We will not let you go

Kids: Let us go!

Belch: Burp burp burp!

Zombies: We will not let you go

Kids: Let us go!

Zombies: Will not let you go

Kids: Let us go! (never)

Zombies: Never let you go

Kids: Let us go!

Zombies: Never let you go - ooo No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

Paula: Oh some on pleas-a hear my plea-a!

Kids: Come and make them let us go!

Ness: That Buzz Buzz never said that victory came for free

Kids: For free For free

Ness: So you think you can sludge us and belch in my face? You pretend that you're stronger just 'cause you own the place Not so, Belchy. Get ready now Belchy? Use the Fly Honey, let's show the blob man what's up!

Ness: We won, ooh yeah Someday we'll be Giygas Everyone will see We will save the world soon ? Jeff and Poo and Paula, and me.