Starman Written by Hawaiian Ryan To the tune of Smash Mouth's "Roadman" Starman looking for the ness man He's got to beat Ness into the ground Starman looking for the ness man Heard he was in the desert, in the sand Starman slow it down After Ness you won't make a sound He said no no no so Ness & friends won Starman fighting like a mad man Now its to late for him to run Watch out for the crazy police man Looks like hes got da con-stip-pation Starman slow it down after Ness you won't make a sound says no, no, no so Ness & friends won Starman & armored toad He's standing there in his pose Starman takes a blow Says can let Ness go along this road Starman didn't see the Poo man Then there was a giant BAM!! Meanwhile, Gyigas waiting for the starman Who was crushed while trying control the solar system Starman slow it down after Ness you won't make a sound says no, no, no no,no,no no,no,no no,no,no so Ness & friends won