EarthBound Salute
Written by Happy Happyist

Twinkle twinkle little cat
How i wonder where you're at
I just have no time to look
Ever since i wrote this book
"Earthbound strategy guide" it does say
I read it every night, I read it every day
"I can't live without you" my fans do shout
But, i have my security show them out
Earthbounds Earthbounds Earth.....Bounds
It seems to shout i love you zounds

Happy happyist gets really close to the microphone and whispers "earthbound"