Jeff's Mountain
Written by Jester

Jeff Kindly
Likes rockets
Makes new items
Never can fly right
Overly smart and shy
Pees his pants at boarding school
Quaintly familiar is his dad
Runs around, trying to avoid goats
Sometimes he fixes things at a hotel
Tony, his friend, often calls asking for Jeff
Unbelievably smart, he can fix many things
Vastly more intelligent than the rest of the gang
Was the first human to ever ride a kind sea monster
X-rays and other scientific weapons are his
Yellow submarines can be fixed by his mad skills
Zits and pimples appear on his teenage face
Always hits enemies with his weapons
But of course, bottle rockets hit too
Can also spy on enemies
Does not have any magic
Extremely powerful
Finds broken items
Good at science
He likes beams
Is smart
Jeff