Bawitdaba...GURU STYLE!
Written by icEFusioN
To The Tune Of Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba"

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
[repeat 7 times]
MY NAME IS GURU.......
GURUZETH!
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
[repeat 4 times]
And this is for the questions which I have all the answers
The midnight chatters and the IRCless surfers
The channel of weirdos, scripts with pingers
The G's with the @'s and the reg's with Napster
The secret chans and the logging bots
And it don't even matter if your comps are hax0red
All the chatters, the bots, and the ops
And all my heroes in the town of Threed
All you bad ones with a B-A-N
And the crooked ops and the cluttered desktops
For the shots of syrup and the caps of 'cine [medicine abbreviated]
Half pints of love and the fifths of stress
For all the surfers goin' on EBnet
And for the chans on the Unet misunderstood
I said its all good and all in fun
Now get in the pit and try to kick someone!
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
[repeat 4 times]
For the timebombs tickin and the heads that hang
All the ops gettin Access and the heads that nag nag
Wild nights and Spaceball flicks
All my homies on the staff in #ebnet
The grits when there aint enough eggs to cook
And for tenda123 and the channel he took
You can look for trivia but that ain't fun
Now get in the channel and try to kick someone!
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
[repeat 4 times]
For the chat...and for the site...
And for the game....
EARTHBOUND!!