We've taken this for long enough my friends!
It's time to fight back!
Time to strike!
For Ness!
 Paula!
   Jeff!
    Poo!
Mr.Saturn,
Frank, the sharks the whole crew!
For all the times we've beat the freak out of the
THE RAT
And THE PUFF on SSB with the
THE GREAT ONE!
Earthbound! This is for YOU!
So grab those lettas foo!
It ain't the win or loose!
This is for the game!
It will not be forgotten!
Arm Yourselves EBERS!
It's gonna be a bumpy ride but we ready!