Whoa, its a little early,
It ain't school or nothing, so tell me what's the hurry?
Oh, I'll let you know,
It's a little place called starmen.net yo!

All about EB, EB be all I see,
So many fanfics to read.
The page loads with speed,
Thanks to some html-in' by the reid and Mato'.

Then I head to EL's Dimension and philosophize like Plato,
Next it's on to GD with 5 new topics for me,
to see, what could they be?
One's about a new web comic, ones about a new CD!

I then head to da' contests,
So many games to win, and I WANT IT.
Maybe play some Apple of,
Or enlighten myself with some Secret screenshots.
Which ain't easy like Plo's hard trivia fo' sho'.

It may be the Fan Melee I fought,
May be the mugz0rz I bought,
This be the site I've sought!

I wanna sit here all day,
and hit refresh all day,
This be the only way!

Sm.net is the place that's a regula' ace, ya'll.
Against other web sites,
It just owns them all fo' ral'!

I'm out!
Peace!