EarthBound 2000
Part 2
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Ness: Whoa... where are we....?
Paula: Ida know.
Poo: PSI Lifeup Epsilon!
Pokey: Ha ha ha!!! Pig's butt!! I have you now!
Poo: Whoa! Delay Lifeup, PSI Starstorm Beta on Pokey!
Pokey: Ha ha!! It won't work!!! I've sucked up your PSI!!!
Ness: Oh yeah? Then why can I still use...

PSI Rockin Alpha on Pokey!
"I guess I left you with the basics."
102 damage to Pokey!
Paula used PSI Freeze Alpha on Pokey!
84 damage to Pokey!
"Ha ha..."
Pokey used PSI Fartin' ZETA on the gang!
"I like your move Ness! DO you like how I changed it's name?"

Only Ness is standing.

Ness used the bucket of lifenoodles!
Everyone returned to life!
Poo used PSI Starstorm Alpha on Pokey!
268 damage to Pokey!
"Pooh!"
"Yes?"
"Not you you foreign idiot. I'm upset."
Pokey used PSI Fartstorm Zeta on the gang!
Ness' guts returned him to 1 HP!
Smiling, Ness used the Brain Food Lunch!
Ness' HP becomes 750!
Ness' PP becomes 385!
"I hate you, Ness...  (What's your last name?)"
"I hate you too, Pokey Minch!"
Ness uses PSI Rockin' Alpha on Pokey!
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507 damage to Pokey!
Suddenly, Paula returns to life!
Paula prayed with her entire heart.
"D--- it!"
A huge bolt of lightning rained from the heavens!
Paula casts PSI Sheild Alpha!
HAAAAAAAZZZOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!
"Yaaaaaaaahhhh!"
9999 damage to Pokey!
Paula's PSI sheild protects Ness and Paula!
The bolt fries the corpse' of Poo and Jeff.
Ashes are left in their place!
Pokey screamed and dropped to the floor!
YOU WON!

Ness: Well, Pokey?
Pokey: F...u.... Pig's butt...
Paula: Oh no! My prayer seems to have cremated Jeff and Poo!!
Sob sob sob...
Ness: HEY! Chill, Paulie. We'll just go to Andonuts' and have him fix 'em
up!
Paula: But they're fried!!! Sob sob...
Ness: No! We'll take Jeff's glasses and Poo's Brain stone and have Dr.
Andonuts make a clone out of them!
Paula: Oh. Okay.

Ness uses PSI teleport Alpha!
He dashes up the stairs...
and ends up in Winters!!

Tony: Ah, Nester. Where is my good friend Jeff?
Ness: Oh!!! Yeah, he's dead! Pretty cool huh?
Tony: I knew that! But is he in heaven or---
Ness: Don't say it! I want this story to stay rated "G"!
Tony: Ness! Prepare to die!

Tony let out a PSI Freeze beta on Ness!
123 damage to Ness!
"I must thank Pokey for his letting of my PSI."
"POKEY?!'
Ness used his Magicant Bat on Tony!
SMMMAAAAAAAAAASSSHH!!
1420 damage to Tony!
Tony turned back to normal!

Ness: Tony?
Tony: Ness?? I remember Pokey coming and using PSI on me..
Ness: Nevermind. Where's Dr. Andonuts'?
Tony: I remember Pokey harrasing him...
Paula: SH--!! We got to go save him!!!

2B Continued...