EARTHBOUND 2000

PART ONE

The time is 15 months after Gigas' defeat...

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Ness played fetch with King for a while before he got a telepathic message.

"Yo Ness, it's Paula." Ness was suprised for a minute, but then he answered, "Paula, why are you calling me this way?" he asked. "Well, my mom didn't want me running up the phone bill, so I'm calling you this way. Anyway, Apple Kid went over to my house the other day all frantic. He was muttering some crack about how some fat kid ... WAIT!! It's Pokey!!! He said that Pokey has taken Orange Kid and is forcing him to build this machine!!!! I'll call the others right away, anyway, get to Pokey's now!!" Ness calmly took 10 steps to the Minch's. He rang the bell. Pokey's Mom jumped out all of the sudden!! -Pokey's Mom used PSI Cholestral Breath on Ness!!

-112 Damage to Ness!!

-Ness tried PSI Rockin' Omega on pokey's Mom!! SMAAAAAAASH!!

-1098 Damage to Pokey's Mom!!

-Pokey's Mom ate a bologni sandwhich!

-Pokey's Mom's HP is maxed out!!

-Suddenly, Jeff appeared and used the Poly Bottle Rocket on Pokey's Mom!!

-SMAAAAAAAAASSSSHHH!!!!

-4029 Damage to Pokey's Mom!!

-Pokey's Mom became Female Minch!!!

-Minch used PSI Cuss to the group!!!

-Ness and Jeff's HP drops to 1!!

-Suddenly, Poo came out and used PSI Starstorm EPSILON on Minch!!

-Minch exploded into bits!!!

-The Group was defended by Paula's PSI Sheild Omega.

The group stepped inside quietly. "Nice work there, team!!" Ness said.

Suddenly, Pokey's Dad appeared and became Heavily Armored Minch!!

-Ness tried PSI Omega on H.A. Minch!!!

Suddenly... everyone blacked out!

2B Continued...